The Omega Variant

On National News tonight: NATO confirms tactical nuclear strike by Russia on Odessa destroyed a bioweapons lab, which Moscow claims was the reason for the strike. So far there has been no evidence that any pathogens escaped the fireball, and experts believe the extreme heat and radioactivity of the blast will have prevented the release of pathogens…

Oh well, guess it’s on now. At least being in Australia we’re not likely to see a lot of nuclear action here.

Yeah, but watch the whole Northern Hemisphere descend on us, mate!

Nah, the nuclear war will be over before anyone even gets on a boat. They’re all gonna die.

Ehhh, we’ll see mate.


On National News tonight: President Harris today signed a historic peace agreement with Russia, successfully forestalling all out nuclear war. President Harris said that this was the closest the world has ever been to total destruction. The peace accord has come at the right time, in the face of the deadly new Covid variant, which scientists have named Omega, that has already claimed the lives of nearly four million people across the Balkan states…


Holy crap mate, have you seen that new ‘rona that’s killing everyone in Hungary and Bulgaria lately? They reckon you don’t know you’ve got it for a couple of weeks then you just drop dead. God, I hope our government has the brains to close the borders. Like total lockdown. Nobody in or out.

Yeah, but you know what our government’s like mate. It’s going to end up here sooner or later. You going to get the jab when it comes out. They gotta have a jab going for this one soon.

Nope, I trust my own immune system bro. I’ve never had the ‘rona yet and you been jabbed and you got it and it put you on your arse for a couple of weeks. So… who’s winning now, man?


On National News tonight: The French government today confirmed five cases of the new deadly new Omega variant.. The race is on to develop a vaccine before Omega reaches Asia and America, where it would undoubtedly wreak havoc. We welcome Dr. Brian Theumer tonight to explain what his team are currently working on. Good evening Dr. Theumer.

Yes, thank you Wendy, glad to be on the show.

Dr Theumer, what are the risks associated with the Omega strain?

Well, Wendy, this is undoubtedly the most virulent strain we have seen yet. We’ve observed it has an incubation period of about two weeks before symptoms show; and this is when it is at its most contagious. However, once symptoms do show, acute pneumonia sets in with a 99.86 percent mortality rate in the unvaccinated, decreasing to 13.6 percent in those who have had all six previous mRNA vaccinations.

That’s horrific. how far are you from a vaccine, Doctor?

We are already testing a new spike protein that is showing promise of reducing symptoms to easily survivable levels. However we’ve found it only has a 5 percent success rate in rats that are unvaccinated, but in rats that are fully vaccinated, the survival rate goes over 98 percent. The survival rates diminish the fewer doses you’ve received, so for example those who have only had the two initial mRNA vaccines have a 36% survival rate, with the rates increasing with the number of doses…


I’m sorry sir, we can’t give you the Omega vaccine unless you have had the previous intervals. How many doses have you had?

I had the initial jab and four booster shots every three months.

Okay, then we have to give you the sixth booster now, and you’ll need to come back in 3 months to receive your Omega dose. Thank you, just head down that aisle, number one please. Next please. Hi… John, how many vaccinations have you had, please?

None. I never got jabbed.

Well, I’m sorry sir, you need to go and get your initial dose. You then need to wait for three months before you get the next one, and there will be further waiting periods before you are able to benefit from subsequent vaccinations. Meanwhile, I strongly suggest you isolate and minimise social contact until you are ready for the Omega vaccine. Thank you. Down that aisle there please, nurse will fix you up.

Hold on – can’t you just give me the Omega vaccine anyway?

I’m afraid not, sir. If we gave it to you, it would only give you an additional 5 percent chance of survival, Since we only have limited doses available, we have to provide them to the people who it will give the best chance of survival to.

Phew…. okay, guess I’ll have to start at the beginning then. Wow, that’s going to take like a year and a half!

Yes sir, aisle 3 please. Next please.


On National News tonight: The first cases of Omega have emerged in Australia after sweeping through Europe, then America and Asia. We mark a historic and terrible milestone today; a billion fatalities from the deadly Omega variant. The worst death toll of any disaster in human history. Police are calling for calm and for people to remain in their homes under isolation for their own safety. The Emergency Powers Act has been reinstated and…


Mate, don’t you see what they’ve done? They’re out in the open about it – this whole Covid thing was a biological weapon engineered by a consortium including Russia, China, India, the USA and the UK. They’re all in on it mate. This Omega variant has killed everyone who refused the jab – five billion bloody people! That leaves only the obedient sheep who got their shots. That was the goddamned plan all along, to wipe out anyone who tended to resist authority. Now the elites will have a nice little pool of obedient slaves and nobody who will stand up to them.

Nah, that’s why I did get my shots. See, I figured that was in the cards, that they’d pull something like this. My tinfoil hat’s bigger than yours mate! So I survive and I don’t get infected with Omega, but I can still live to fight for our freedoms. As my granddad used to say, He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, but he who’s in the battle slain will never live to fight again.

I hope you’re right mate. I hope you’re right.


On National News tonight: The first spike-protein execution took place today in Texas, as convicted white supremacist and terrorist Damian Heller was euthanised by exposure to a microwave signal coded to his personal mRNA spike proteins. Once activated, the spike proteins combined to shut down his organs in less than sixty seconds. Governor Des Pott said today that this humane method of execution did not have the risks associated with outdated methods of euthanasia, that could subject the patient to a painful and horrific passing. This method of individually targetable euthanasia will guarantee…


So that’s our choice mate. Live as a slave at the mercy of the state or die. I’m going to die of Omega soon. I tested positive yesterday, and they reckon I’ve only got about a 15 percent chance of survival. But you ain’t going to fight for anyone’s freedoms mate. You know what? I’m the lucky one. I’ll die, but you’ll live the rest of your life knowing the cops can kill you with a mobile phone signal if you get too out of line. I’d watch what I say and do if I were you. And remember, you’re white. One wrong step and you’re toast just like that Damien bloke. Zap. Dead. At least it’s not painful apparently, you just pass out and that’s it. So yeah, looks like the elites have got their planet full of obedient slaves after all.

Well bro, I guess we’re both dead then. Been a good life I guess.

Yeah bro, it has.